Mad libs for all #1

Ok so I just had the idea why don't we do a mad libs for the entire guild. Basically here is how its going to go, I'm going to post the types of words that is needed for the story, everyone can post a pick for each type of word. After a week I will talk all for each category and randomly select a word for each blank and then post the guild story on the forums. I'll underline the parts that were blanks and you can even read it as your own picks.

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Plural Noun: Dogs
Noun: House
Adjective: red
Noun: rock
Noun: town
Noun: Cat
Plural Noun: Mice
Adjective: slimy
Adjective: smart
Plural Noun: birds
Plural Noun: socks
Plural Noun: legs
Name of Person in room(guild): Seph
Plural Noun: remotes
Adjective: happy
Noun: guild
Plural Noun: warriors
Noun: astronaut
Plural Noun: teachers

Plural Noun:jugs
Noun:potato
Adjective:bodacious
Noun:milk
Noun:cheese
Noun:rock lobster
Plural Noun:more jugs
Adjective:touchy
Adjective:feely
Plural Noun:horns
Plural Noun:digimons
Plural Noun:chuck norris
Name of Person in room(guild):Kazaa
Plural Noun:granola bars
Adjective:over 9000
Noun:shoop deh whoop
Plural Noun:shoop deh whoops
Noun:smash ball
Plural Noun:mudkipz

well, since not really anyone replied...I'll just take Zeke's post and make the mad libs. If you want me to post another mad libs then post on this thread saying so.

When Rodger Price and I first created Mad jugs, we did not have the foggiest potato that it would become a bodacious-seller overnight. If anyone had told us then that our very first milk would sell out in less than a cheese, you could have knocked us over with a rock lobster. Actually, Mad more jugs was conceived as a touchy game to be played at feely parties by mature horns, especially those digimons who loved to do crossword chuck norris. However, in less time than it takes to say Kazaa, Mad libs was adopted and adapted by children of all granola bars, as well as their over 9000 teachers, who found Mad Libs helpful in teaching parts of shoop de whoop to their shoop de whoops. We are delighted that Mad Libs has remained a household smash ball for all these years, and hope it remains equally popular over the next one hundred mudkipz

im still not a fan of mad libs lol >.>;