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Xas' Subliminal messaging system.

Post  Leifeng on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:37 pm

As a guild, I feel we're getting closer all the time. As such, I think I give you all a warning about one of our less than fully honest members. This warning is especially for our male members... nay, the men of domo. Of course, the females may be in danger as well considering this one's orientation. Xasora. This wily femme has introduced subliminal messaging to our members, though I do not know how many. I myself was almost ensnared in this trap, but thankfully, I escaped. Allow me to supply you with some visual samples to illustrate my point.

exhibit 0:
here we have a scene that may be very typical of Xasora when conversing with her


now, it looks like her enjoying a nice soda, but upon a closer inspection of the view, you begin to notice certain things.

Exhibit 1:
Notice that the majority of the scene is not taken up by Xasora's face. Of course, its her room. But what do we see in this room?


Clearly we can see that she is projecting the word 'FOXY' at us alongside her image. There is obviously some sort of hidden intention behind this.

Exhibit 2:
Now, it would be one thing if Xas just wanted us to think she's foxy. But she's also trying to direct those affections. observe.


Notice how she tenderly holds a can labeled 'Crush.' What is something you should do when you see a Foxy woman? Crush on them. She clearly desires to attract and own our attention.

Now,
Exhibit 3:
Notice the beautiful hair, the sweet eyes and tender skin. Nothing about her does not scream 'seduction.'


Now, Exhibits 1, 2, and 3 are very convincing of Xasoras method's and short term objective. But, what is her motive? What does she have to gain from this subliminal deception!? Its elementary. Perms. We know Xasora has a love for them. We know she wants more of them. And what do lovers do on domo? They give each other perms. If she has a whole guild crushing on her foxy self, think of all the perms she will obtain!

Please take this all into consideration before dealing with this Foxy Femme.
I implore you all to guard your eyes, and perms. Thank you.





[for those of you if with a lackluster sense of humor and art, please go elsewhere, I got Xas' full support in this, so nyah. Hope you enjoyed!]
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Post  Xas on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:48 pm

Oh noes, I've been found out! >>;

*scampers away with her box and soda* o .o
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Post  rafaelito on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:49 pm

I guess I'm weak. I couldn't escape like you did cause I ended up marrying her. I'm so screwed! Sad
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Post  Xas on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:51 pm

rafaelito wrote:I guess I'm weak. I couldn't escape like you did cause I ended up marrying her. I'm so screwed! Sad
*throws the box over Raf*

That's what the box is really for, to keep people from running away. :3
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Post  Zion on Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:13 am

....WTF?!....o.o;...*files restraining order on Lei* <<;
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Post  xiaoming01 on Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:07 pm

and i notice that she still kept her tail hidden. *will catch ya tail*

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Post  Xas on Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:49 pm

@Zion: It's ok, he's my cool stalker. 8D

@xiaoming01: You shall never have my tail! D:
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Post  Liah on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:13 pm

............wow Lei, you really have too much time on your hands >>;;
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Post  Mjrn on Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:30 pm

I can only do this....


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